The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s porn crot Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a memek nearby room bokeh screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from porn the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes memek scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far crot more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokeh In my days editing The bokep Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed crot to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by porn two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A bokeh new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As bokeh far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what bokep you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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